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Col-Kernel

Age/Gender: 16, Male
Location: Cardboard box, Memphis
Job: Bum (was a colonel)

So you may be wondering how a bum like me got a computer, eh? Me too. It just kinda popped outta nowhere. I just was eating some McDonalds I stole from the McDonalds I live by (in my cardboard box of course) and this weird magic type compy shows up...yep.

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Sign-Up Date:
8/10/05
Level: 17
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Rank: Scout
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Voting Pow.: 5.90 votes

BBS Posts: 15 (0.01 per day)
Flash Reviews: 61
Music Reviews: 5
Trophies: 0
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Favorite Flash Movies

  1. Arfenhouse: The Movie
  2. Shadow Govt. Puppet Show
  3. Halo 3 2:Halo 4 The Movie
  4. Dad's Home
  5. Just Another War
  6. Thanks for all the fish!
  7. Numastar Runner
  8. Arfenhouse Teh Movie 7
  9. - Tribute -
  10. Transitions Episode 1
  11. There she is!! step 2
  12. Halo 3: The Movie
  13. Metal Gear Awesome
  14. The Ultimate Showdown
  15. The Maxwell Edison Story
  16. Demented Cartoon Movie!
  17. 3 Dudes And A Puppy - Ep1
  18. Defender of the Supermart
  19. The Touchtone Genius
  20. Forehead Shavecut
  21. TSAH
  22. Charlie the Unicorn
  23. MGS: The Twin Noodles
  24. Decline of Video Gaming 3
  25. Metal Gear Domestic
  26. Decline of Video Gaming 2
  1. _Stix_
  2. Unglued
  3. Knox & Tox's Thanksgiving
  4. (2003)Ghost Footage
  5. A Decline Christmas
  6. Go Yaffa! The Music Video
  7. Claveman Ep. 1/5
  8. Blockhead: Episode 1
  9. sharks and not sharks
  10. iPhone
  11. The Most Horrible Story
  12. jackson chocolate factory
  13. Still Alive - Portal
  14. Half Life 2: The Nativity
  15. It's a Halo Thing 1/2
  16. Email!!
  17. Bitey of Brackenwood
  18. Flash Comedy Extravaganza
  19. Hunt of the Shoopacabra
  20. ScientLOLojyuuichi!!
  21. Commercials
  22. Hyakugojyuuichi Forever!!
  23. NiN10Doh!
  24. Charlie the Unicorn 2
  25. Runesuck
  26. Demolition Squid

Favorite Flash Games

  1. Newgrounds Rumble
  2. McDonald's videogame
  3. Punk-o-matic
  1. Super Viking Shark Panch
  2. Portal: The Flash Version
  3. Zombie Survival Quiz

Favorite Flash Authors

  1. Misteroo
  2. chluaid
  3. Brand-new-hero
  4. ZekeySpaceyLizard
  5. DL-Neutrino
  6. rtil
  7. TmsT
  8. The-Super-Flash-Bros
  9. altffour
  10. The-Swain
  11. TheWeebl
  12. Trapezoid
  13. HotDiggedyDemon
  1. smiffy-uk
  2. Waterman
  3. RubberNinja
  4. Knox
  5. Xenon
  6. LegendaryFrog
  7. toxicbomb
  8. Gerkinman
  9. drumstick
  10. Evil-Dog
  11. Egoraptor
  12. AlmightyHans
  13. Bobert-Rob

Favorite Audio Submissions

  1. Evil-Dog - The Sands of Time
  2. StringMix
  3. I Have A Spatula
  4. Psybot - Megaman X5 (cover)
  5. Evil-Dog - Changes
  6. Newgrounds Rumble Theme
  1. --Factory--
  2. ParagonX9 - Chaoz Fantasy
  3. Now you're a hero
  4. Bring The Pain (FT Metaljonus)
  5. Forever Gamer
  6. Loud Whispers w/ Sorohanro

Favorite Audio Artists

  1. Evil-Dog
  2. KlausKing
  1. Funky-Chickin

Other Favorites

Music

  1. Foo Fighters
  2. Beastie Boys
  1. Metallica

Movies

  1. Monty Python the Holy Grail
  2. Forrest Gump
  1. Pootie Tang